BACKGROUND
The in laws were in town and required breakfast to support them on the long drive back to Calgary. A modification of a previously derived crepe recipe was used to sustain the subjects.
METHODS
The previously derived crepe recipe has been published elsewhere [link]. On July 22, 2012 between the hours of 8 am until 10 am two batches of crepes were formulated and fed to hungry guests [and spouse/myself as the control group]. The first batch was made using the original crepe formula. The second batch was made using an adaptation of the crepe formula to make it more savory. This was achieved by adding minutely chopped cilantro and onion to the batter*. At their discretion, subjects chose from a selection of garnishes [Nutella®, locally produced Mango Chutney^ and locally produced Jalapeno Raspberry Jelly^]. All subjects received liberal doses of coffee. The primary outcome was number of crepes consumed. Secondary outcome measures were self-reported satiety and use of terms such as “fantastic” “excellent” “best crepes ever”. Additionally subjects were polled as to which recipe was their favorite. Subjects were followed up by telephone call at 7 hours to ascertain whether the crepe formula did in fact sustain them and whether there were any ill effects.
RESULTS
Both study and control groups consumed a statistically inordinate quantity of both batches of crepes. Subjects self-reported satiety reached “I’m stuffed” levels. Positive comments such as “hmm!” and “best crepes ever!” were too innumerable to count. There was no significant difference between recipes. One incidental finding was the cat jumping onto the counter and making off with a piece of original recipe. At follow up, subjects reported feeling full until Kindersley where they stopped for coffee only. No ill effects were reported other than mild cravings for the savory crepes.
DISCUSSION
We report the validation of a previously-derived formula for crepes in addition to a modified recipe. Both recipes were consumed in significant quantities and a high level of satiety and satisfaction were achieved. There were no ill effects other than mild cravings for the savory recipe. Limitations of the study include perhaps that the addition of good coffee and locally sourced garnish may have exaggerated the effects on satiety and satisfaction. Further research should include a subsequent validation at a later date with the addition of a wider variety of garnish.
Acknowledgements
* Cilantro and Hestia’s Organic Flour both sourced at the Saskatoon Farmers’ Market
^ Also sourced from Saskatoon Farmers’ Market – Premala’s Mango Chutney and Grandora Gardens Raspberry Jalapeno Jelly


Fantastic Nadim…gotta get a Google+ “+1″ button on here!
thanks … will try and see if this widget exists
This is hilarious, Nadim. Gently pokes fun at the whole process of writing abstracts and makes one very peckish at the same moment. My father published 200 journal articles including several in the NEJM. At the same time as a grizzled youth I was publishing poetry in very obscure poetry journals. We had the discussion about how a perfectly composed abstract was similar to a perfectly composed poem. Both attempt to distill the English language down to a pure metallic residue with not a single extraneous word or idea. Both are finally often impenetrable except to the expert. Unravel an abstract you find the left brain, the physical world, the body of knowledge, the universe. Unfurl a poem you find the right brain, the spiritual world, the body of understanding, the universe. This delightful piece of crepey science alludes to this difference… this similiarity….. Roberto
HI Robbie!
thanks! agree … the goals of this blog is to share my every day experience and put myself out there [I like that my zany humor is appreciated] … I find that if I am happy, I am creative. I think creativity is a good barometer for how much balance you have in your work-life.
robbie drummond! a) who the hell is your dad? b) write more….. your response felt like poetry to me! nadim! a) there is abundant satire here – delightful. i agree with the creative …. my personal inner barometer is gauged both by the number of belly laughs that i get to have in life (that of course can never be planned for) , and my energy for reaching out to others in creative engagement, all balanced by a dash of reflective space. ; ) your blog is a delight to me! b) i see that I am not longer your one and only fan…. : )
have read this a few times – absolutely genius! well done N!
Awesome post, Nadim. Great satire of journal abstracts and makes me hungry too.